A neccessary evil for some !Ghost Shite; That's the kind where you feel the shite come out, have shite on the toilet paper, but there is no shite in the toilet. Clean Shite; The kind where you shite it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Second Wave Shite; It happens when you're done shiteting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shite some more. Brain Hemorrage Shite; Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " shite. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke. Sweetcorn shite; Self Explanatory Log shite; The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush Drinkers shite; That is the kind of shite that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet . "Gee I wish I could shite" shitIts the kind of shit where you want to shite, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Shit; That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Shite Also known as "The Power dump"; That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. Liquid Shite; The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. Mexican Food Shite; A class all its own The Crowd Pleaser; This shite is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone. Mood Enhancer; This shite occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual; This shite occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper Guiness Book of Records Shite; A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations The aftershock shit; This shite has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is effected. The Honeymoons over shit; This is any shite created in the presence of another person. Groaner; A shite so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance Floater; Characterized by its floatability, this shite has been known to resurface after many flushes Ranger;A shite which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper Phantom Shite; This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there Peek-a-boo-shit; Now you see it, now you don't. this shite is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control The bombshell; A shite that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shite (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shiteting facilities. Snake Charmer; A long skinny shite which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless Olympic Shite This shite occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers shite.
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