Monday, September 1, 2008

Ideas for lighting the Olympic flame in London 2012

Eric Bristow throws a flaming dart through the torch, while nursing a pint of bitter in his free hand.

Flame is lit by a baker from Pudding Lane

Flame is kindled by setting alight Arthur Scargill’s toupee, and having it flung to the cauldron by Margaret Thatcher.

Flame cauldron is torpedoed by The Conqueror, to cries of “Gotcha”

Steve Davis performs the greatest trick shot of all time, potting a flaming pink ball into the cauldron.

Cauldron is bombed by the Germans while the crowd huddles in underground stations singing “White Cliffs of Dover”

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