Monday, April 14, 2008

ten signs you have nothing to do at work

10: you develop Repetitive Stress Disorder from playing Solitaire.
9: You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
8: People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your
7: To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cozy.
6: You create an on-going e-mail dialog with your computer at home.
5: No longer content with merely photo-copying your butt, you now scan
it and enhance it with Photoshop.
4: After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single
can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.
3: You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces
images of Elvis.
2: There is an 18-hole par 3 mini-golf course in your office.
1: The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and
General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.

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