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Nicholas Kristof in the New York Times reveals Jesus is a Democrat:

"Mr. Obama does surprisingly well among evangelical Christians, an important constituency in swing states. For example, Relevant magazine, which caters to young evangelicals, asked its readers: “Who would Jesus vote for?” Mr. Obama was the winner and came out 27 percentage points ahead of Mrs. Clinton."

But pseph blogger Simon Jackman tells it like it is:
"I think they’ve got it wrong. Jesus isn’t a voter. Jesus is a Superdelegate".