A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn good and hot for age 62. She was drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.
So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night."
They go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light as they enter, and she shouts upstairs,
"Mum! You still awake?"